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"There are three good reasons to be a teacher –June, July, and August." –Unknown
"There are three good reasons to be a teacher –June, July, and August." –Unknown
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"Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own." –Unknown
"Good teachers are the ones who can challenge young minds without losing their own." –Unknown
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“Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest Wi-Fi signal.” – Anonymous
“Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest Wi-Fi signal.” – Anonymous
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“Camping is like a mini-vacation, except you still have to do all the cooking and cleaning.” – Anonymous
“Camping is like a mini-vacation, except you still have to do all the cooking and cleaning.” – Anonymous
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“If The Camper Is A-Rockin … Don’t Come A-Knockin” – Unknown
“If The Camper Is A-Rockin … Don’t Come A-Knockin” – Unknown
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“Camping is the answer. Who cares what the question is?” – Anonymous
“Camping is the answer. Who cares what the question is?” – Anonymous
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“Just Another Coffee Drinker With A Camping Problem” – Anonymous
“Just Another Coffee Drinker With A Camping Problem” – Anonymous
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“Welcome To Our Campsite Where Friends And Marshmallows Get Toasted At The Same Time” – Anonymous
“Welcome To Our Campsite Where Friends And Marshmallows Get Toasted At The Same Time” – Anonymous
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Alright Alright Alright
Alright Alright Alright
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Kirk Out
Kirk Out
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I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it - Ted Nugent
I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it - Ted Nugent
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"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed." Mark Twain
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed." Mark Twain
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"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain
"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain
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"I've Been Imitated So Well I've Heard People Play My Mistakes" - Jimi Hendrix
"I've Been Imitated So Well I've Heard People Play My Mistakes" - Jimi Hendrix
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Actually, I Don't Remember Being Born, It Must have happened During One Of My Blackouts" - Jim Morrison
Actually, I Don't Remember Being Born, It Must have happened During One Of My Blackouts" - Jim Morrison
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” - Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” - Mark Twain
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx
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"'Classic'—a book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain
"'Classic'—a book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
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“Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.” — Peter the Great
“Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.” — Peter the Great
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"Ice cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal." - Voltaire
"Ice cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal." - Voltaire
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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, and in water, there are bacteria.” - Benjamin Franklin
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, and in water, there are bacteria.” - Benjamin Franklin
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"There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking." - Benjamin Franklin
"There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking." - Benjamin Franklin
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“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk: That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemingway
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk: That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemingway
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"I Just Drink To Make Other People Interesting" - Ernest Hemingway
"I Just Drink To Make Other People Interesting" - Ernest Hemingway
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William Shakespeare
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William Shakespeare
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
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“I can resist anything except temptation.” - Oscar Wilde
“I can resist anything except temptation.” - Oscar Wilde
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"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
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"The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything." - Voltaire
"The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything." - Voltaire
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"True Friends Stab You In The Front" - Oscar Wilde
"True Friends Stab You In The Front" - Oscar Wilde
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"Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class" - Oscar Wilde
"Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class" - Oscar Wilde
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